Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #220

Toy Story 5: Shootout in Block 19

"Culper Precision said its customised Glock weapon, 

named Block19, was developed to 'highlight the pure 

enjoyment of the shooting sports'."

FBI Recovers Fully-Constructed Lego Capitol Invasion Set 

from Home of Capitol Hill Insurrectionist

When they get tired playing with Mr. Potato Head,

your children can play with Lego 'Capital Invasion'.

Commander Bonespur as a Small Boy

King Kong Reenactor Climbing

Replica of Trump Tower Made

from 65,000 Legos

Teens Send Lego Man into Space

"Hey, kid! Leggo my Lego!"

"Listen, kids! I said I was Lego Man, not Grammar Man!"

A woman who claims to be a descendant

of the union of Jesus and Mary Magdalene

has crucified herself on a cross she built out

of a box of Legos she got for Christmas.

Thanks to Lego, kids today can destroy both Tokyo

and the Toho Co. with a Godzilla they build from

a kit and command by remote control.