Remember Mike Cernovich?  No?

Good!

Where is Melvin of the Apes when

we need him?

Would all these Uppity Women stop picking on 

America's #1 Alpha Male?

Queen Kong

King Kong Makes Guest Appearance at UN;

Thumps Chest, Disses Tarzan

Is Putin a more powerful alpha male than Trump?

King Kong Reenactor Climbing

Replica of Trump Tower Made

from 65,000 Legos

"Bring me the head of Magilla Gorilla!"

New Ted Cruz Hybrid for 2016 Promises to Occupy a 

Special Niche in Presidential Campaign History

"Just curious, Mr. Rogers, but why do people never say, 

'The Gorilla in the Room'?"

Fearguth's Rules of Order #60

If you think Royal Canin® Pug 25™ Food is too 

expensive, you probably can't afford to own a

Pugrilla.

"King Kong?  Are you kidding?  It's my

Uncle Sam!"

Gorilla None Too Pleased to Learn 

There's Only a 1.75% Difference in 

Its DNA from a Human's

Gorilla Credits Insanity 60-Day Total-Body Conditioning

Program for Improved Posture

"Yeah, the judges on Dancing with the Stars said Bristol

danced better in the monkey suit than out of it."

Greenback



Brownback

Silverback

Fearguth's Rules of Order #44

As a general rule, you can bullshit a gorilla once.  But it

would probably be imprudent to do it a second time.

"If you find it uncomfortable to believe that we're

biologically related to humans, you can always

grow up to be a Creationist, my child."

Normally he was quite skeptical, but when it came

to John Edwards, he was ready to believe anything.

Suddenly, he realized it was too late to return

to his mother's womb.