"Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone when the morning comes

When the night is over, like a bat out of hell, 

I'll be gone, gone, gone

Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone when the morning comes."

Geraldo Listens for Two Hours as Trump Extols the

Virtues of Meatloaf

"Never put the New York Post in your Meat Loaf!"

If human faces had comfort food equivalents, John

Kasich's would be meat loaf.

"Honey, what's for dinner?"

"How does Feet Loaf sound?"

"Yummy!  And for dessert?"

"Ladies' Fingers."

If elected, Mitt Romney promises to

name Meat Loaf as his White House

music director.

[From the way Romney is laughing,

'America the Beautiful' must be

funnier than 'Wooly Bullyy', as

performed by Sam the Sham

& the Pharaohs.]

You might become an arsonist, too, if people started calling

 you 'Meat Loaf Seagal'.

Drudgery Report #3

Being Meat Loaf's dietitian would be drudgery.