Pastor Mike Murdock Sez:  "I don't know why cut-offs 

are sexy but they are.  I don't like long shorts.  I like 

short shorts.  I want to see everything I can.  I'm a man."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #652

Mike Murdock

Mike Murdock Sez:  “Every garden has a snake. 

Who would I want to kill the snake in my garden? 

Swami Trumpinanda!”