In keeping with the Monty Python philosophy

of always looking on the bright side of life,

Mike Pence is now calling the COVID-19

pandemic the 'Rapture Helper'.

Adventures in Aestheticism #115

Then came the Rapture and this hockey player

was left behind.

After years of tribulation, God's army will make war against

a legion of nephews and nieces led by Auntie Christ. She will

be a sweet-talking old lady who attracts the young by

means of her irresistible cookies-and-hugs agenda.

"I guess we shouldn't have laughed at Timmy when he told

us we would be left behind at the Rapture."

The Oval Office the Day After the Rapture

President Bush's Bike, Post Rapture

In the aftermath of the Rapture, only one skier

was left behind on the slopes.

After the Rapture, this was all that was left behind

on the cricket pitch.

What was first taken as a sign of the beginning

of The Rapture turned out to be nothing more

than a really awesome fireworks display.

"Wait for me!" the President exclaimed when he realized
the Rapture was almost over and he was about to be
left behind.

"Rapture me, O Lord, before I become the

most unpopular President in history!"