Remember when Trump declared war on dictators?

Why are the 'Dead Men Walking' still in power?

When was the last time you had a big,

steaming bowl of GOPer scandal?

Well, neighbor, that's too long!

Pecker Defenestrated

Trump's Moleman Persona a Habitué of 

DC's Long-Abandoned Trolley Tunnels

"Hush, hush
I thought I heard her calling my name now
Hush, hush"

Stormy Daniels was incorrect  As this photograph clearly

shows, Trump's Pecker is not mushroom-shaped.

Given the cozy relationship between Donald Trump

and David Pecker, this New York Post headline

could have just as easily been, 'Bezos Exposes

Trump's Pecker'.

Trump Sez: “That $280,000 in hush money payments

 you’re talking about is peanut stuff.”

Pecker Gets Religion

Pecker's Turn May Be Symptom of

Peyronie's Disease

David Pecker, owner of the National Enquirer,

is aptly named.

Tucker Carlson Refashions Daily Caller,

Decides to Go Head-to-Head with National

Enquirer for the Supermarket Tabloid

Consumer

Megan McArdle had hoped to become a writer for the 

National Enquirer, but the bias against conservatives 

forced her to become an op-ed columnist for 

The Washington Post instead.

Trump's Pecker is yoooge.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #172

Sweet...Sweet, Hush Money

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #171

Hush...Hush, Sweet Money

Former Trump Doorman Stands By Story That

 Trump Had Affair With Housekeeper That 

Produced Child

National Enquirer Reveals Trump's Secret Life

as a Teletubby

What's Hillary dying from today?  Four years

 ago, it was brain cancer.

Hillary Clinton's Death Behind Schedule and Over Budget