Crazy Woman in Blue Dress at Trump Rally 

Identified as Pittsburgh Hilton, Not Paris

Why I'm Wary of the New Weight-Loss Drug Belviq

Paris Hilton cried her eyes out when all she

got for her 30th birthday was a $375,000

Lexus LFA sports car.

Sarah Palin criticized Maureen Dowd. Then Paris Hilton

criticized Perez Hilton. Next thing you know, everybody

had jumped naked and were sitting around criticizing

each other.

"In the short run, I will be leading an ironic crusade for
ethical government. In the long run, I hope to become
more famous for being famous than Paris Hilton."

Is Paris Hilton's neck as long as it seems, or
is she really a cleverly-disguised giraffe with
a fondness for small dogs?

Kathy Hilton is calling the anti-Obama ad, featuring her daughter,

a waste of the $4,600 she and her husband donated to the McCain

campaign. "Our money would have been much better spent on

Tinkerbell, Paris' pet Chihuahua," she adds.

If Obama is Paris Hilton,

McCain is Katherine Jean Lopez.

Define Paris Hilton in Ten Words or Less.

"A Hank of Hair and a Piece of Bone."

Paris Hilton Reunited with Her Reflection

After Three-Week Hiatus

Not that long ago, it was called a 'mug shot'. After that,

it was softened to 'booking photo'. Now it's 'glamour shot'.

These days, it seems everybody wants to have their picture

taken with that celebrated dummy, Paris Hilton.

"Did you hear Paris Hilton completed her first night in jail?"

"I declare! Do you do anything besides butt heads and watch

Fox News?

Paris Hilton Heads to Jail to the Tune of

'Turn Out the Lights, the Party's Over'

Here are two parts of Paris Hilton's anatomy

that don't get much attention: her elbows.

Now Hef was old and stricken in years;

and they covered him with Paris Hilton,

but he gat no heat.