David Urban, a Trump strategist, is solid bone from

the neck up.

Founder,

Doctors Without Neck Tattoos™

The Giraffe Woman of DC

"Good Lord!" Trump thought.  "McConnell's turkey

 neck is bigger than mine. It's yoooge!"

The Unexpurgated Bible #95

"Ye stiffnecked and uncircumcised in heart and ears, 

ye do always resist the Commander-in-Chief."

"Judging by your neck brace, Secretary Gates, it would 

appear that President Obama is still micromanaging you."

MSNBC Institutes 7-Second Delay After Chuck Todd's Neck 

Kept Getting Fatter, Without Warning, Than His Head

Beaky Buzzard Sez:  "People say my

 neck reminds them of

Ann Coulter."

"When you say someone is 'a pain in the neck',

Ma Pang, what exactly do you mean?"

Security Guard Exonerated on 'Necking' Charge

Is Paris Hilton's neck as long as it seems, or
is she really a cleverly-disguised giraffe with
a fondness for small dogs?

Ma Poh says she doesn't stick her neck out

for just anybody.

Karl Zinsmeister is President Bush's

new domestic policy chief. Who he

is hard to say exactly, since he keeps

revising his biographical profile. From

his photograph, however, he does seem

to have a strong chin and a neck that's

about the same diameter as his head.