Has Louis DeJoy reached Turd Immunity yet?

Warm Scuzzies #1,023

Richard Hopkins

Post Office Claims It Only Cancels Stamps, Not Culture

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor ax-wielding dogs stay these 

couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

Old Postcard from Donald Trump

to Vladimir Putin

Trumpniks like Louis take DeJoy out of life.

Postmaster General Gets Busted to

Buck Private

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #200

So what if Louis DeJoy does a spot-on

Jabba the Hutt impression!  That still

doesn't qualify him to be Postmaster 

General of the United States!

It Seems Like Forever Stamps

Have a Happy Holiday, Mr. Postman!

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #374

Allen Hulton

Secaucus Fats had been giving serious thought to entering

the presidential race as a William Howard Taft Republican.

That was before he learned that Taft was actually a Comm-

unist, whose  domestic agenda emphasized trust-busting,

civil service reform, strengthening the Interstate Com-

merce Commission, improving the performance of the

postal service, and passing the Sixteenth Amend-

ment to the Constitution, which authorized the

income tax.

Recently-Declassified Photograph #24

USPS's Last Stamp

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #84
Johnny Piper

After leading the United States Postal Service into

the red to the tune of $3 billion last year, Postmaster

General John Potter was rewarded with a $135,000

bonus added to his base salary of $263,575. You may

wish to remember this when the price of postage

goes up again in May.

Sweden Introduces New Portable Pissoir/Post Office