Available in Both Condominimum 

and Condomaximum Sizes

You may have heard a rumor to the effect that

 America is experiencing a banana condom

 shortage.  Please be advised that at the present

 time,  this rumor is not true.

Man Repurposes Safe-Sex Outfit

for COVID-19 Epidemic

As chief executive officer of Trump's 2016 presidential

 campaign and chief strategist in the Trump Administration 

(until August 2017), Steve Bannon knows Trump is like

a used Trojan, i. e., a pretty ordinary scumbag.

Not Sold for the Prevention of Disease;

For Entertainment Purposes Only

Clay Prophylactic, Inscribed with Cuneiform
Graffiti, Evidence of Early Mesopotamian
Birth Control

Blago the Grafter reminds us that if all the bribery were

to be suddenly sucked out of our political system, it would

collapse like a boneless prophylactic.

"I've got rubbers for those of you who prefer safe sex,

Snickers for those of you who don't. Either way, I'm

ready when you are."

U.S. Opposes Ban on Clusterfuck Bombs, Calls Instead for

'Prophylactic Fixes' That Would Make Them Safer

Chinese College Students Showing What to Do in

Order to Have Safe Sex with the Yellow Peril

Zen Koan #1

Sometimes the rubber meets the road,

sometimes it meets the woodpecker.

Condoms to Go is now featuring the Trojan Nun

Total Body Prophylactic.

Erect since 1976, this 500-foot-tall Trojan Tower

has finally detumesced.