If life gives you rutabagas, make rutabaga-ade.

Mike Pence Releases Summary of His Medical History; 

"Healthiest Rutabaga I've Ever Examined," Doctor Says

Some people admire Eric Cantor's cauliflower ear.  Others

admire his rutabaga brain.

The nation's capital was rocked yesterday by the

news President Bush has been diagnosed with

late-onset autism. Doctors say he is "completely out

of touch with reality" and is "living in a persistent

rutabaga state."