Arkansas Bushman Spotted in Dallas

The Infinite Chimpy Theorem states that a chimpanzee, 

given enough paints, brushes, and time, could replicate 

George Walker Bush's portrait of George Herbert 

Walker Bush.

Just as he did at the Bush Library dedication, former

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi will be sleeping

 through his seven years in prison.

The Cheney Room in the George W. Bush

Presidential Center

Who do you suppose these two Republican presidential

candidates are laughing at?

At least once in their lives, all devout Muslims are expected

to make a pilgrimage to Mecca.

At least once in their lives, all devout Conservatives are

 expected to make a pilgrimage to Simi Valley.

Bush Library Raises $300 Million from Anonymous Donors

Who Prefer Not to Be Seen in Public with Former President

"Of course, the George W. Bush Presidential Center isn’t much

to look at just yet, but the workers are ready, construction will

move fast after today’s groundbreaking. Like me, it is one of 

the few shovel-ready projects in America today.”

In 1999, James Glassman published a book which
forecast that the Dow was headed toward 36,000.
Instead, the Dow bottomed out at 7,286 in 2002 and
now, ten years later, stands at 9,441. As a reward for
his financial acuity, Mr. Glassman has been named
Director of the George W. Bush Institute, a think tank
which will eventually be headquartered in the Bush
presidential library at SMU.

Despite a deep recession, Fearguth's Hall of Wackos has

been growing at a much faster pace than the computer

model of the George W. Bush Presidential Library at

Southern Methodist University. The Hall's director says

that the addition of yet another right wing to the existing

structure will be required in the not-too-distant future,

making it look more and more like the Ninth Circle of Hell.

"The lousy economy is now hurting George W. Bush in a pretty

direct way: panhandling has slowed down for his presidential

library at SMU, making it difficult for him to meet the $500

million goal."

"Where do you go to school?"

"SMU."

"Where?"

"Southern Methodist University. You know, the

school with a library built in honor of the most

unpopular President in American history."

"Oh, that SMU."

Potty Humor

"President Turner, Stephen Payne has just informed me

the George W. Bush Presidential Library Foundation

has received a gift of $1,000,000 from the mayor of

Bumfuck, Egypt. I understand the donor is a great

admirer of President Bush and a devout Methodist."

Bush Administration Files for License to Dump

Library Waste at SMU

Official Portrait Selected for George Walker Bush

Presidential Library

In the Great Hall of the George W. Bush Presidential Library

will be a mobile, with the title, The Liberation of Iraq.

Texas Monthly's Paul Burka doesn't approve of the way the

administration and faculty of SMU's Perkins School of Theology

have expressed their opposition to locating the George Walker

Bush Presidential Library on their campus. He writes:

"The folks at the Perkins School should render unto Caesar:

in this case, the trustees. The decision to accept or reject a

presidential library is not a moral one--and even if it were,

it is not theirs to make." In other words, (1) trustee might

makes right, (2) trustee decisions are nonmoral, like deciding

between an 8 oz. and 6 oz. filet mignon, and (3) you theological

types should stick to your knitting and leave the 
decision-making to senior exective types, like me.

Thanks to generous contributions from Republican donors,

construction of the George Walker Bush Presidential

Library is reportedly under budget and moving right along.

When they build the George Walker Bush Presidential

Library at Southern Methodist University in 2010, the

world's first 'Don't Think Tank' will be parked out front.