Do you ever get the feeling we're living in a Star Trek

episode and have forgotten it's only make-believe?

When Trump showed Obama the monster he found at the

 bottom of the Deep State, Obama calmly pointed out that

 Gary the Snail had royal blood and was a second cousin of

Patrick Star.

Just goes to show you'd better pick up the tempo.

Gradualism in Theory

Perpetuity in Practice

Eat More Conch!

Excrete More Concha!

Giant snail wants to know how it would be possible to

defame Rush Limbaugh's character.

Court Rules Hermaphrodite Snail (Aegista diversifamilia)

 Can Marry Itself

Floridians Giving Serious Consideration to Training

Ten-Foot-Long Burmese Pythons to Eat Rat-Sized

African Land Snails

"What do you mean, 'Do you want to shoot this in

Slow Motion'?  Is there any other kind?"

'Snail Giving Head to a Frog', Just One of the Many
Pornographic Emails Forwarded by Carl Paladino to
 His Buddies in the Construction Industry

Nelson Huddling with Reid and Schumer

When Escargots Strike Back