Calling All Taxidermists

He suddenly realized he had been teleported back to the 

Union of South Africa in 1949.

The poster boy for far-right whites is easily confused with

the South African leader responsible for sentencing Nelson

Mandela to life in prison.

Nice Kitties

Tess Thompson Talleywhacker, 

Fearless Giraffe Hunter

That moment when Jeff Sessions realized Romans 13, which

 he used to justify separating children from their parents, was

 the Unlucky Chapter, the chapter which has been used by 

Christians in the past to justify the British attempt to 

quash the American Revolution, the Fugitive Slave Act, 

South African apartheid, and Hitler's rule in Germany.

Headlines We Like to See #16

'Professional big game hunter dies after elephant 

falls on him in Zimbabwe'

Up and down the Limpopo that spring, Lands' End 

Orange Trunks were all the rage.

"Jim Baker says I regretted vetoing the Comprehensive

Anti-Apartheid Act of 1986.  Someone needs to warn him

that it's lies like that which landed me where I am today."

Oscar Pissedoffius

Rugby Star Blames Axe Murders on Defective Helmet

The only thing more popular than Kafir shooting

in South Africa these days is Kafka shooting.

On his 90th birthday, Nelson Mandela remembered when President Reagan supported the apartheid government in South Africa and labeled the African National Congress a notorious terrorist organization. The memory made his day.

The South African National Defence Force is probing whether

a software glitch led to a malfunction of one of OCP's

ED-209s that killed nine soldiers and seriously injured

14 others during a shooting exercise on Friday.

South Africa's Jacob Zuma Gettin' Fawnky