Heidi Cruz Slips the Bonds of Earth to Adore the Surly

 Face of God

Even hitchhikers were treated with respect by the

Obama Administration.

Giant Emoticon Seen As Positive Sign From On High

Wouldn't you like to see the Shuttle Crawler Transporter

pop a wheelie?

When photographic proof was adduced, showing that a giant

arachnid posed a real threat to the space shuttle,

Wayne Hale, the program director,

tried to laugh it off.

In the race to space, the gopher tortoise was

gradually catching up with the Space Shuttle.