A Wise Old Owl

Stephen Bannon Has a Great Fall

"You put your right hand in

You put your right hand out

You put your right hand in

And you shake it all about

You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around

That's what it's all about!"

In Elon Musk's world, it's always

Valentine's Day.

Pop Goes the Weasel

"I thought you said you baked blackbirds in

your Halloween pie."

Insider, Insider Fly Away Home

Waiting for Easter

Lara Trump Knows Things About Stuff

Post-Trump USA

Uh-oh!  Too late!

According to the latest poll, a growing number of Americans 

are blaming Trumpty Dumpty for falling off the wall.

"There were two crooked men, and they walked a crooked mile.

They found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.

They bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse,

And they all lived together in a little crooked house."

Try as he might, Mark Meadows could never get right the 

'Here's the Church, and Here's the Steeple' nursery rhyme.

Spider Eyeing Little Miss Muffet

Little Bo Bleep 

has lost her credibility

and doesn't know where to find it.

Don't call it 'lying'. Call it 'inadvertently

briefing with incomplete information'.

After Little Miss Muffet Was Cured of Arachnophobia

When the Piehole Was Opened,

The Birds Began to Sing

"Old Trumpettes, come blow your horns.

The sheep's in the meadow, the cow's in the corn."