Steve Scalise Refusing to Say 2020 Election Wasn’t Stolen 

from Trump

In the Wacky World of Steve Scalise, Joe Biden didn't win

the 2020 election and Trump is no more to blame for the

Capitol Hill Insurrection than you are.

Baby's First Prophecy

Is there anyone who blows Trump harder than Steve Scalise?

"We don't dislike democracy," howled the wolves, "that

 good little lamb; we even love it: nothing is more tasty

 than a tender lamb."

Paul Ryan and Steve Scalise Go for the Gold in

Projectile Verping Competition

"And that's when  I said repealing Obamacare was

 an act of mercy!"

Trump's Midnight Serenade

House Majority Whip Stars in

Remake of Hollywood Classic

Metaphor Mixology #6

The suffocating din of a brewing race scandal 

set alarm bells ringing off the hook.

Grand Old Party Limo the House Majority Whip

Brought from Louisiana as His 'Work Car'

The Politico Illustrated #38

"The House majority whip has already gone into 

full damage-control mode."

David Duke with Baggage

"I'm like David Duke without the baggage."

Please be advised that the Louisiana congressman who

accidentally addressed a white supremacist conference

in 2002 is not the same guy who accidentally killed a

rare grey wolf in Utah in 2014.

"As I said before, I thought I was speaking to fans of 

Duck Dynasty, not Duke Dynasty!"

Steve Scalise Sez:  "Do I look like someone who would

address a white supremacist conference?"

[Well, now that you ask, it would be harder to 

imagine you addressing the NAACP.]