Sour Gripes

Journey to the Center of the Nuge

Steve Stockman was the Texas Republican congressman

 who brought Ted Nugent with him as his guest for Obama's 

2013 State of the Union address.

What say these conservative music fans burn all 

their Willie Nelson records and buy extra copies

of Ted Nugent's Love Grenade and Penetrator

albums?

Empress Theodora Nugent as Depicted in Semi-Antique

Stained Glass Window

There are dogcatchers,

and then there are

rabid coyote shooters,

like Ted Nugent.

Dead Soul

The nearest thing to a soul Ted Nugent has is that patch

of hair beneath his lower lip.

Ted Nugent Sez:  "Don't compare me to Kathy Griffin!"

Playing 'Where's Todd?' in the Oval Office

Scarier Than The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari

Entrée at Trump's Inaugural Dinner

Ted Nugent Grabs His Own Pussy at Trump Rally

Little Known Fact #61

Ted Nugent's soul is the same size as his soul patch.

On this Valentine's Day, remember: anyone shot by Cupid's 

arrow is filled with uncontrollable desire.

Ferocious Lion Gets the Drop on

Big Game Hunter

Attempted Military Takeover of Texas Thwarted by

the Lone Star State's Own Dynamic Duo,

Ted Nugent and Greg Abbott

"Crazy Uncle Ted?  No, you must

be confusing me with Ted Nugent."

Ted Nugent Serenading Sarah Palin with 'Wang Dang

Sweet Poontang'

Symptoms of Cat Scratch Fever Include Lack of 

Muscle Coordination, Slow Writhing Movements,

and Difficulty Speaking