Herman Cain and Ben Carson are rumored to own

this shirt.

Whilst wearing a hoodie, Geraldo apologized for telling the 

truth about the dangers of minority kids wearing hoodies, 

instead of three-piece suits from Men's Wearhouse,

like the ones Thomas Sowell wears.

"What's it going to be like, Professor Sowell, when, after 

you die, you discover that Heaven consists of Allen West, 

Alan Keyes, and yourself performing in The Everlasting 

Minstrel Show, attended only by old white people, like 

Pat Buchanan and Newt Gingrich?"

Oxymorons for Our Time #43

Thomas Sowell's Prodigious Intellect

"When I see," wrote Thomas Sowell, "the worsening

degeneracy in our politicians, our media, our educators,

and our intelligentsia, I can't help wondering if the

day may yet come when the only thing that can save

this country is a military coup." Then, putting down his pen,

he attempted to commit suicide by swallowing a whole bottle

of Pepto-Bismol.