Judge Rips Oath Keeper Stewart Rhodes for Making 

'Bewildering Arguments'

"In the Non Sequitur Clinic, you will learn how

 to conclude an argument without ever beginning

 it and to begin an argument without ever 

concluding it."

First, there's the Push.  Second, there's the Pushback.  

Third, there's the Pushback to the Pushback.

The 'You Too Fallacy' always comes in handy

and never goes out of style.

The Teleological Argument for the 

Existence of Republicans

Trump has lost Liz Cheney.  Losing Liz Cheney is like

losing an argument with an imaginary friend.

He had always had Opposable Thumbs.  But when they 

started disagreeing over the need for frequent hand washing,

he now had Opposing Thumbs as well.

Whether you're arguing with an orangutan or an

armadillo, Trump shows you how to win.

Sluggo Uses the Ontological Argument for the

Existence of Trump

Case Closed!

Arguing with a Trumpnik is futile.  He will tell you there

 is only one Authority, and that that Authority has convinced

 him you're 100% wrong, even about who your parents were.

Clarence Thomas hasn't asked a question during

 oral arguments for ten years.  His rationale: he 

says he's the only mime on the Supreme Court.

The Obama Corollary to the 

Cosmological Argument

There must be a First Cause, an Unmoved Mover, 

responsible for all the bad things that happen in

the world.  And that's Barack Hussein Obama.

Two Arguments Against Yoga Pants

Illogical Segue (AKA Two-Wheeled Non Sequitur)

Larry Gatlin Winning the Argument with Democrats

and Liberals, Using Only American Sign Language

"Yes, I agree the 'Argument Room' may not be the best place

to be at the moment, so you may want to consider the  

'Nobody Gets Out of Here Alive Room' next."

Sign of the Times #29

Incontestable Assertion Meets 

Irrefutable Argument

Don't ever try to argue with H₂O.

If you're running short of arguments against most

any policy or proposal, you can always say,

"It's unconstitutional!"