Was Trump a Serial Document Flusher?

Remember the Great TP Panic of 2020?

Aggie Joke?  Don't be redundant!

Putin TP Too Prickly for Everyday Use

Why Chris Christie's Wife Pays $29 for Toilet Paper

Seemingly overnight, the demand for Brazilian Viper Venom 

rivaled the demand for toilet paper.

The Day Beavis Began to Grasp the Meaning of

Eternal Recurrence

Does anyone know what the shelf life is for toilet paper

 put up in Mason jars?

"Honey, it looks like our toilet paper 

order has arrived."

If you have to ask how much this book costs, 

you can't afford it.

Let's Roll!

"Honey, did you see that they've updated

Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs?"

Waiting for a Royal Flush

Jesus Squeezes the Charmin, 

Turns It into Quilted Northern

"If you frighten easily, we urge you calmly, but sincerely, 

to turn off your television now."

Have you seen the new Angel Soft ad?

Rollin', Rollin', Rollin'

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #203

Monty Python & the Quest for the

Holy Shit!

Trump Campaign Rolls Out New Ad

When the lemmings jumped off the cliff, their fall was

 cushioned by 40-pack bundles of toilet paper.