RVing in the Time of High Gas Prices

On the Road to Climate Change

If you consider yourself an 'influencer',

you might want to add a Chernobyl

visit to your Bucket List.

"I see you've been to Zombieland."

"Yeah, I'm a big fan of zombies. I even have a

Sarah Huckabee Sanders zombie tattoo on 

my leg."

Ryan Zinke's Wife's Travel Causes Headaches for 

Interior Department Staff

Tom Price Sez: "Hey, if I don't take away your health 

care, how am I supposed to pay for my private-jet travel?"

Trump Sez: "People, I am calling it what we

 need and what it is, a TRAVEL BANE!"

Trump on Pace to Surpass Eight Years of 

Obama's Travel Spending in One Year

Pence Tells NATO Allies to Pay More for 

Trump Family Travel Expenses

Porting is pouring a bottle of wine over your head.

Teleporting is moving from one point to another

without wasting a bottle of booze.

"Oh, I'm a travelin' man
Yes, I'm a travelin' man."

"Some of you may be wondering about the $468,000
I have spent on travel over the past six years. Look
at it this way: when you are on a mission from God,
you go where the Lord leads you. And he's lead me
to Paris, Beijing, Stockholm, Munich, and London,
as well as all over South Carolina and the United
States."

"You left out Buenos Aires, Governor."

Grateful Living Selling Travel Packages for

Dead 09 Tour

Get the New York Times delivered to your doorstep for only

$6.40 a week. But there are two good reasons to leave it there:

first, it's the bad acid you've been warned about, and second,

it will make your neighbors think you are so rich you can afford

to take really long trips.

The next time you visit Lebanon, don't forget to spend

a few hours in the village of Marwhien, where it's always

summertime and the living is easy.

In light of record-high gas prices, this family has

scaled back their summer travel plan from a dream

vacation to the Grand Canyon to spending the night

in their RV in the parking lot of the local Wal-Mart.