Stephen Miller Smuggles Immigrant from the 1950s

to Sing at His Wedding

How Steve Mnuchin Plans to Fly on His Next Honeymoon

Putin Sez:  "Trump is not my bride and I am not his groom."

Why It's Called 'Person of the Year',

Not 'Man of the Year'

Melania Trump Dreams of the Day

Donald Makes Her $100,000 Dior 

Wedding Dress with a 13-Foot Train 

Great Again

"I was dumped an hour before my wedding,"

says the Trash Can Bride.

Those Muslim bakers didn't refuse to bake a wedding cake 

for Steven Crowder because he said he was gay.  It's

 because they didn't believe anyone gay would marry him.

The only thing that stops a Worst Man with a gun is a 

Best Man with a gun.

Supporters of Same-Spook Marriage were disappointed

when it was learned the Snowden-Hayden union had

ended rather rancorously.  Oh, well, the wedding cake

 was tastefully done.

Dead Yemenis Say:  "They hate us for our weddings."

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #79

My Big Semi-Automatic Wedding

Lady Liberty and Lady Justice 

Announce Wedding Plans

Sergeant Carter Reacts to News of

Gomer Pyle's Wedding

If you happen to receive an invitation to a Hutaree wedding, 

don't forget to 

(1) wear your cammies, 

(2) bring a flag, 

(3) give your semi-automatic battle rifle 

a good cleaning, and

 (4) pack extra ammo.

Warm Scuzzies #308

Masterpiece Cakeshop

Blind Date, Phase II:  The Blind Wedding

Defendant to Plead Guilty in Hutaree

'Shotgun Wedding' Plot

Maria del Rosario Cayetana Alfonsa Victoria Eugenia

Francisca Fitz-James Stuart y de Silva, Age 85,

Cutting a Rug at Her Wedding

Meanwhile, at Rush Limbaugh's fourth

wedding, Elton John was singing,

 “I'm watching my first GOP debate...and

WE SOUND LIKE CRAZY PEOPLE!!!!”

Marriage Vow (Pat Robertson Version)