"I don't want to alarm you, sir, but the last time someone

ignored the gorilla's request to turn off cell phones and

mute iPods, all hell broke loose."

iPodnuh

"Whoops! President McCain must be trying to sync his iPod again!"

And then iGod said, "Let there be iPods."

Fearguth's Rules of Order #3

Always mute your iPod when approaching

a monkey on a rope eating watermelon.