Mini-Mitch Blasts Obama's Pro-Puberty Policy

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #352

Andy Nowicki

Monthly Meeting of Anonymous Members of

Alcoholics Anonymous

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #351

Ralph Shortey

"What's this, the Superbowl?"

"Nah, thanks to Newt Gingrich, it's just the latest  

innovation in the GOP debate format."

Don't Worry, Be Happy

Gramps Doing His T-1000 Impersonation

Fifties Humor

"Yes, I know that 'noot' is 'toon' spelled

backwards.  And don't call me Leroy!"

"If I'm an 'Elitist', then Jim Hoft must be

'Developmentally Delayed'.

Were Chris Christie's 'panties in a wad', as Sarah Palin

had claimed?  "Not so!" exclaimed the young fact checker.

World's Worst Yobs #238

Patrick Pexton

Was it just a visual pun, or was the Republican Party

truly facing a fork in the road?

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #130

Flag Desecration #51

"Beg pardon, but I've come to seal the deal."

Tenth Circuit Court of Appeals Strikes Down

Oklahoma’s Ban on Klingon Law

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #350

Vicky Hartzler

Rand Paul is calling for an inquiry into

 whether airport scanners are rigged

to make him look like a cartoon monkey.

Warm Scuzzies #255

Mark Cenedella

Futurologists are now predicting that in 100 years,

we'll all be communicating telepathically.  Uh-oh.

"It says here 'I'm Mickey Kaus's pet goat and you
 wouldn't  believe how really tired I am of servicing
 that contrarian perv'!"

Recently-Declassified Photograph #25

Tim Geithner Trying to Recall Where He

Mislaid the U. S. Treasury

Forgetting Tim Pawlenty is not necessarily an

indicator of presenile dementia.  But it could be.

Terry Paulson Sez: "I may look normal, but I'm

crazier than a Common Loon on dry pavement in

Duluth, Minnesota!"

"Hi, I'm Newt Gingrich, your Chick fil-A® server for today. 

In case you didn't already know, I wake up my taste

buds on the right side of the bed every morning.  That's

where Callista sleeps.  And now, may I take your order?"

"I'm warning you:  one more crack about my

 Happy Days hairdo and I'll burn your Koran!"

Buy this man's book, or he will break into

your house, steal your copy of the Koran,

and then set himself on fire.

Was this a Native American made of polycarbonates, a

White Person Not Hispanic, or Diogenes without his lamp

still looking for an honest man?  Newt couldn't tell for sure.

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If South Carolina Republicans Were

Colorful Confections

Before he landed the role as 'Stymie' in Hal Roach's Our

Gang comedies, Matthew Beard had dreamed of starring

one day in Young Sherlock Holmes.

For Those Who Have Never Understood the

Difference Between a 'Suit' (Shown Here)

 and an

'Empty Suit' (Shown Here)

"Good morning, Mr. Ailes.  Your mission, should you decide

to accept it, is to make sure Newt Gingrich doesn't get

the Republican nomination for President in 2012.  As

always, should you be captured, be killed, or otherwise

fail in your mission, Ronald Reagan will disavow

any knowledge of your actions."

Only 289 days until the 2012 Presidential Election!

Rick Perry Runs Out of Cash in South Carolina,

Is Forced to Hitch a Ride Back to Texas

"Is it just me, or do these shoes make

my feet look big?"

Would someone please tell Chuck Todd that this guy

is making a mockery of the system?

"Yes, Granny, the monkeys said, 'See no evil!  Hear no

 evil! Speak no evil!'   But they left out, 'Smell no evil!'"

Word on the street is that neither Goodwill

nor the Salvation Army is accepting this

t-shirt as a donation.  "We already have

too many on hand and can't even give

 them away," they say.

"Like Mr. Rogers, I just want to be your neighbor."

When you hear Newt Gingrich talking about 'family values',

 keep in mind this is the family he is referring to.

"Like Newt Gingrich, my beard articulates the deepest-held

values of the American people."

Colbert & Cain Comedy Duo Outpolls Rick Perry

Better Than 2-to-1 in South Carolina

Mitt Romney Tries (and Fails) to Wash Newt's Skidmarks

Out of His Magic Underwear

"No doubt about it. These carbon footprints were left

by Republicans from South Carolina."
"Don't you mean 'lemmings'?"
"Same difference."

"Everett, I predict that 48 years from now,

history will repeat itself."

South Carolina Goes Green!

De Boll Weevil Done Found Hisself a Home