Though Senator-elect Ted Cruz (R-TX) 

doesn't do it himself, he enjoyed watching

Mitt Romney French-kiss Barack Obama

in the third presidential debate.

If you want a Matt Drudge omelet, you've

gotta break some eggs.

"We're not Venetian, but our blinds are."

Catzilla's Favorite Pastime Was Toying with the 

Koch Brothers Blimp

Nancy Pelosi Sez:  "Luke Russert, I 

would eat your brain if you had one."

[Zombies need brains, too.]

"By my watch, Michelle, we only have to wait 53 more days

 to see Joe Lieberman spat out of the U. S. Senate like a

watermelon seed."

Mitt Romney obviously didn't understand Joseph Goebbels' 

Theory of the Big Lie.  According to Goebbels, you have 

to lie BIG and then repeat it over and over and over for 

it to have the desired effect.   Trying to perpetrate 917 

different lies in 2012 alone---as documented by Steve 

Benen---simply didn't work.

Making a profit on the backs of criminals is about as low as 

capitalists can go.  Oh, almost forgot about war profiteers.

Fellow Cat Blogger Waiting to Meet

Kevin Drum for Lunch

'Homeless' Planet Seen Adrift in Deep Space 

Rumored to Be Future Romney Clan Enclave

"Stick with me, kid, and I'll take you to the top of the list 

of the 'Ten Most Despised Men in America'!"

Dairy Queen:  Cheesecake So Good It's RiDQulous!

The Unexpurgated Bible #83

"And it came to pass, as soon as he came nigh 

unto the camp, that he saw the golden calf, 

and the dancing: and Moses' anger waxed hot, 

and he brake the Twinkie beneath the mount."

Local Trekkie Troubled by Tribbles

Man about to Drop Austerity Bomb over Fiscal Cliff

McKayla Maroney and Barack Obama Say:

"Sorry, Grandpa Walnuts, we're not impressed."

President Obama Uses Mind Control Technique to 

Persuade Chip Rogers to Step Aside as Majority 

Leader of the Georgia State Senate

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #440

Cope Reynolds

"What's that?"

"It's John McCain's baby picture."

"He hasn't changed much, has he?"

World's Worst Yobs #270

Luke Russert

It's rather astonishing that Scott DesJarlais'

 (R-TN) current wife would sleep with him, 

much less two patients, three coworkers, and 

a pharmaceutical company representative.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #439

Derrick Belcher

Greedheads Galore #28

John Metz

Hostess Shuts Its Doors, Zippy the Pinhead 

Goes into Mourning

Palestinian Auto Show!

 Come and See the Latest Models!

Hurry Before Israeli Missiles Reduce Them to Ashes!

Before English completely surrenders to a foreign tongue, 

let us not forget that a 'Quesadilla' is nothing more than flour,

water, cheese, and a little bit of Spanish.

Senator Snaps at Reporter, Then Slides Back into

Fever Swamp

Chameleon Still Trying to Decide Which Color of His Skin 

Makes Him Feel Most Superior to Other Chameleons

Charlie Webster Sez:  "I have a sixth sense, and

on November 6, I used it to see dozens of 

black people voting in Maine.  I felt like that 

guy who kept seeing all those well-developed 

nude women in The Immoral Mr. Teas."

[He's probably still waiting for the advent

of Feel-a-Vision.]

"Up yours, America!"

Twolf,

or

Norman Rockwell in the

Age of Photoshop

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #75

Caged Heat 2:  The Code Pink Sexcapades

"It wasn't until I opened my restaurant in Times 

Square that my recipe for the Pete Wells Knuckle

Sandwich really came together."

Romney Blames Election Loss on the Fact Obama Had

More and Bigger T-Shirt Launchers Than He Did

Armazilla

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #438

Philip Hoelzel

Greedheads Galore #27

Mark Bertolini

Senator McCain Said to Abhor 'Forbidden Rice' 

(aka 'Black Rice')

Have you heard about the 'National Papa's John 

Appreciation Day' this Friday?

Dog Reacts to News That John Cornyn Has Ascended 

to the #2 GOP Leadership Position

Greedheads Galore #26

Zane Tankel

Classical Scholar Claims Sisyphus Was a 

Conservative Republican

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #437

Eric Dondero

Karl Marx lamented the 'idiocy of rural life', Paul Ryan

laments the 'idiocy of urban life'.  We must all be idiots.

David Petraeus Sez:  "Life's a party, especially when the

twins, Jill and Natalie, have been invited!"

[Double your pleasure, double your fun, General.]

Here's an idea:  move all the secessionists to Alabama,

build a wall around the state, and wait for the stars to fall

on it.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #436

Peter Morrison

Take a closer look at Ken Bennett, Arizona's Secretary of 

State, and you'll understand why 486,405 ballots have yet

to be counted a week after the election.

The Politico Illustrated #29

'West digs in'

Remember when MoveOn.org got smoked in 2007 for 

running an ad which labeled David Petraeus as 

'General Betray Us'?  Well, he has, hasn't he?