"No, this isn't a MooLatté. My good friend, Senator

George Allen, says eating desserts like that are what

caused the South to lose the War of Northern Aggression."

After almost four years of litigation, Frank Quattrone, former

chief of technology banking for Credit Suisse First Boston, has

beaten the 'loud tie' rap and will be permitted to walk Wall

Street once again.

U. S. News reports: "He's still a funny, earthy guy who

can't get enough of fart jokes. He's also known to cut a

few for laughs." For instance, President Bush opened his

press conference last Monday morning by telling reporters,

"Pull my finger!"

In his bid for re-election as Governor of Alaska,

Frank Murkowski got only 19% of the vote in

the Republican primary. Analysts say the only

people who voted for him were members of his

extended corporate welfare family.

Still Life with Ant Lion and Pipe

Fresh from its victory over the hare, the tortoise turned

its attention to the family dog.

Bush Using Terror Weapon on Voter

If you think Ehud Olmert looks sad now,

you should have seen him before he ate

his Happy Meal.

Mad Cow Makeup Artist at Work

After he concluded his remarks to members of the

Brazilian Air Force, Geraldo Alckmin flapped his

wings and flew on to his next appointment.

Pakistani Police Apprehend Fugitives from

René Magritte's The Lovers

"Maria Sharapova Loves Me,"

Signed: Maria Sharapova

Pressure Mounts to Censure President Bush

for Giving America the Wrong Finger

Karl Rove, Rescue Ranger

Our Colonel Blimp

"If we withdraw our troops before we complete our mission,

all those Iraqi terrorists are gonna swim across the ocean

and blow you up!"

Two Israelis and a Palestinian Playing

Blind Man's Bluff

Cats Waiting in the Green Room Before Making Their

Weekly Blog Appearances

What Happened When the Beirut Housing Bubble Burst

"I'm a fish, a Cichlasoma citrinellum to be more

exact. I've pretty much accepted the fact that

you humans would rather eat me than understand

what it's like to eke out a living underwater and to

breathe through gills. But what I can't accept

is your seeming indifference to the demise of

Inspector Gill and the Fish Police. That was an

ichthyological catastrophe of the first order.

And what did you do about it? Nothing, except

change channels!"