There is, of course, a third possibility.

As Mark Twain might have said, "A hat makes a man. 

Hatless men have little or no influence on society."

Pigs Can't Fly, But Pork Can

Hallowed Howls of Ivey

Said the Ferret with Tongue-in-Cheek

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #778

Steve Womack

Warm Scuzzies #887

Mike Maroney

There's hardly anything sadder than a sad Fox.

The Wolf Man's First Date

Republicans Funneling Resources Into 

Dan Bishop's North Carolina Campaign

"No, Wolfgang, you can't go outside and howl

 at the moon!"

Two  Shysters Walk Into a Barr

Not to worry, America: your invitation is in the mail.

Well, at least Bolsonaro didn't say "rationalist."

Adventures in Aestheticism #209

Girl Talk

Frequent Prayer Speaks Out

And, echoing Dick Nixon, Biden added, "I'm not a crook!"

All the Fits That Are News to Print

Some say Pete is too gay, some say he's not 

gay enough.