Wednesday, July 15, 2020

First, It Was Goya Black Beans
Warm Scuzzies #942
Steve Watkins
Wild Wild West
The Trumpnik Whirligig has roots dating back
to 500 BCE.
When Kim Kardashian Heard She Won't Be the 
Nation's Next First Lady
Old Advertising Slogans Never Die
Nietzsche to Trump:  "Beware lest a statue slay you."
At last report, Tulsa County has had
5,448 positive cases of COVID-19
and 78 deaths. 
Gulliver Had Been Warned Not to Travel 
During the Pandemic
Not since Finger Lickin' Good had a slogan so galvanized
 the nation.
Ivanka Sez:  "Find Something New."
Did you know GOYA is an acronym?  It stands for
'Get Off Your Ass'.
So what if these Americans want to die!
That's their right.  It's in the Constitution.

Tuesday, July 14, 2020

Whiteworld #84
A white man's home is his white castle.
Fearguth's Rules of Order #68
Never get within smelling distance of Donald Trump.
Fortunately, Felix the Fire Engine was unscathed.
And don't let the door hit your whiny ass on the way out.
Fur-Bearing Trout Oil Believed to Be Effective 
COVID-19 Treatment
Summer Reading
The Meaning of Life in One Easy-to-Use
Flow Chart