The shoe is a denial of the foot.

Veepenstein #8

After his annual inspection, it was determined the Baron needs

to have his cardiac defibrillator replaced. "Pay me now or pay

me later," the automotive technician told him.

World's Worst Yoobs #3

Laura Ingraham

Norman Podhoretz Gnaws Through Leash,

Bites Rabid Dog of War

Rebellious Teen Trapped Inside Body of 64-Year-Old

Michael Gordon Exposed As Pentagon Propagandist

Embedded with the New York Times

John Barrasso (R-WY) Tells First Lie As U. S. Senator:

"I Am a Natural Brunette"

Veepenstein #7

"Where, you ask, is the Office of the Vice President?

It's in an Undisclosed Location, you nosy nimrod!"

David Beckham Canonized; Beats Mother Teresa

in the Race to Sainthood

Chewbacca Declares Independence from Star Wars Party,

Hints at Third-Party Run for President; Expected to Give

Ralph Nader and Michael Bloomberg a Run for Their Money

for Reagan Wookiee Vote in Hyperspace

Veepenstein #6

The Baron couldn't have cared less if he was called

Hemorrhoidus Maximus, so long as he appeared on

the cover of Time.

Cherie Blair Lugging the Notes for the First Volume of Her

Kiss-and-Tell Memoir of Life with Tony at 10 Downing Street

Iraqi Prime Minister Held Hostage, Day 395

"The Vice President is an avowed scissors person,

but I've always had better luck with rock and paper."

"Don't tell me. I'll remember it in a minute.

It's a seven-letter word, and it's right on

the tip of my tongue. Gosh! I must be

having one of those Señor Moments."

"Fred Thompson," says Republican Representative Adam

Putnam, "is the candidate best positioned to rally our base

and attract young people, independents and particularly

Reagan Democrats, and win an Academy Award for

Achievement in Presidential Impersonations."

Veepenstein #5

Vassal Approaching Castle Veepenstein

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Veepenstein #3

In his spare time, the Baron likes to paint.

Dustin McGowan Undergoing Emergency Rehydration