"Did you know that more than 1,000 professional studies

in the past 30 years all connect TV programming with

excessively violent and promiscuous sexual behavior

in young people? Why, the situation today is almost as bad

as it was when I was fornicating with Ann-Margret in

State Fair back in 1962. Surely you don't want to see a

return of the 1960s, do you? So please fill out Pat Boone's TV

Decency Survey today!"

The Drudge Report is asking, "A Whites-Only Bathroom

in Georgia?" This follows close on the heels of a question from

the Sludge Report, "A Midas-Only Bathroom in Hong Kong?"

Senator Russ Feingold Caught Between a Shteyn 
and a Shver Platz

Polymorphous perversity has finally killed Norman Mailer.

But good godamighty, at least it took 84 years to do it.

2007, the Bloodiest Year So Far in Iraq

2007, the Bloodiest Year So Far in Afghanistan

2007, the Year the Price of Oil Hit an All-Time High

2007, the Year the Price of Blood Hit an All-Time Low

"I don't care how vertically-integrated you are, dorkwad!

You're still vertically-challenged!"

If ever two people were made for each other,

it would be David Horowitz and Pam Geller.

Imagine Islamo-Fascism Awareness Forever.

Carnivore Humor

Leatherface

Rubberface

You lose all sense of time when you get lost

in the Tunnel of Books.

According to the New York Times, Bernie Kerik learned

as a young man how to carry himself with a “quiet,

dignified confidence.” Another name for it is 'perp walk'.

McCain's Mom Rips into Romney, Finds Nothing Inside

"But George, have you forgotten that homeliness

is next to cleanliness and cleanliness is next

to Godliness?"

Got money left over from your latest contribution to the

Rudy Giuliani presidential campaign? Well, here's a worthy

cause that can really use your spare change right now:

the Bernard Kerik Legal Defense Trust.

President Sarkozy and President Boutefilka Meet to

Discuss Algeria's Balance of Noses Deficit with France

The Politico Illustrated #3

"Giuliani camp swings back after Kerik jabs"

Russ Knocke, the Department of Homeland Security press

secretary who investigated the fake FEMA press conference,

has concluded that FEMA officials did not intend to

deceive the public. "We were just reliving our childhood

days when we listened to Let's Pretend on the radio," he said.

Surprisingly, Kim Du Toit, 'an erudite conservative intellectual

gun owner who sometimes gets pissed off', took his fifth-place

finish in the Golden Wingnut Award competition lying down.

He brushed it off as further proof of 'The Pussification of the

Western Male'.

"BlogWorld Expo Throws World's Largest Pajama Party

at The Joint in the Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas"

"How interesting! From this point of view,

George Bush's world makes perfect sense."