"Mr. Simon, at 72, aren't you a little old

to be wearing a Fake Barf shirt?"

Although he is no longer a pinko, Roger L. Simon 

still dresses like one when he talks about taking

over Hollywood.

Roger L. Simon, Sexagenarian Hipster, Asks:  

"Are Liberals the New Squares?"

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #135

Roger Simon and Andrew Breitbart

"Have I told you the story about how my involvement in the

civil rights movement in the 1960s resulted in the loss of

the full use of the middle finger I depend on when I express

my opinion of the NAACP?"

"BlogWorld Expo Throws World's Largest Pajama Party

at The Joint in the Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas"

Roger L. Simon was arrested yesterday for appearing

in public without his pajamas.

The Pope only smiled when asked how he had

obtained Roger L. Simon's fedora.

This is Roger L. Simon in the daytime. People who

know him well say he looks better in his pajamas.