He had hoped the new year would bring
with it some new wingnut punching bags.
But, alas, it was just more of the same
old Bozos.

Roger Ailes is scared all the time, convinced that
he's so important terrorists are out to get him.
To be as paranoid as Roger, in other words, you
first have to be a megalomaniac.

Obama Advisers Soften Afghanistan Timetable, Suggest
U.S. Troops May Not Pull Out Until the End of Time---
Not 2011, as Previously Indicated

"Some glad morning when this life is o'er,
I'll fly away."

While everyone else was busy 'connecting
the dots', he was eating them.

Be it resolved that Fearguth celebrate the coming

of the new year by going on Jam Cruise 8. He will

therefore be offline until January 11, 2010.

How to Cure Snoring Once and for All

Warm Scuzzies #49
Anastasia Kelly

World's Worst Yoobs #63
Jo-Ann Armao

Sign of the Times #6
2009 was over, and 2010 was looking iffy.

It was New Year's Eve, and the natives were restless.

The Dark Kristol

Has anybody heard if the bloggers over yonder at RedState

still believe that "Tonight... We Are All Rush Limbaugh"?

Can you think of a better way to celebrate the

last morning of 2009 than eating a Country

Breakfast Parfait?

"I'm packed with protein and lots of wonderful

vitamins and minerals like iron and zinc. Yum!"

Rush Limbaugh Sharply Criticized by Kevin Madden for

Having Chest Pains in Same 'Foreign Place' Where

President Obama Vacations

Rush Limbaugh 'Resting Comfortably' at Honolulu Hospital,

Says Medication for Back Pain 'Really Swell'

Rush Limbaugh Taken to Honolulu Hospital After Acute

Attack of Adhesive Capsulitis (Frozen Shoulder Syndrome)

Latest Innovation in Airport Security
Designed to Foil Crotch Bombers

Five-Megaton Shoe Bomb