Trump-Putin Pact Sealed with a Kiss

Whiteworld #32

White Zombie May Spend $100 Million Supporting Trump

Grim Fairy Tales #5

"You are old," said the youth,

"and you have grown uncommonly

grotesque."

When Ralph Nader passes, may he be interred in a 

Corvair Monza Spyder Convertible.

"I want you to meet my two favorite publicists.  On my

right is John Miller and on my left is John Barron."

"Which Donald Trump sock puppet are you---

John Barron or John Miller?"

"Neither. I'm the real Donald Trump."

"No, I'm not Jon Keyser's dog, but I am very protective."

What's In Ann Coulter's Wallet?

Things That Make Your Skin Crawl #10

Texas School Superintendent Rodney Cavness Claiming 

to Protect 2,500 Girls by Saying Barack Obama Is Not 

His President

“I got news for President Barack Obama. He ain’t my 

President because he's the wrong color and he can’t 

tell me what to do."

"I'm old enough to remember when insanity

was a bad thing."

Jonah Preaches to the Ninevites

World's Worst Yobs #357

Zachary Hildreth (AKA Jon Nicosia)

Would the Real Milo Yiannopoulos Please Stand Up?

Warm Scuzzies #589

Mike Hager

When Tony Senecal tried to retire in 2009, Donald Trump 

persuaded him to stay by singing,

"Irreplaceable

In every way, 

And forever more 

That's how you'll stay."

Growing up, Donald Trump always had a pet turtle.

He still does.

North Carolina Men's Room

Having failed in his attempt to auction off the murder

weapon, George Zimmerman decided to auction off 

himself, the murderer.

Bruce Wayne Was Really Batman

Alfred Was Really the Joker