This shouldn't remind us of Baron Vladimir Harkonnen

pulling the young man's heart-plug in Dune.  But it does.

Corey Lewandowski Warns Female Guest on CNN,

"Don't Touch Me, I'm Trump Positive!"

"Never fear," said the Trumpnik, "I only read the 

New York Post for the articles."

In ancient Rome, August meant 'Supreme

Dignity'. In Texas, August means 'Hotter

than Hell!'

Mark Cuban Sez: “Is there any bigger jagoff in the world

 than Donald Trump?”

[Some people mistakenly believe a 'Jagoff' is a road race 

between two Jaguars.]

Remake of Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan Announced

Pence Attempts to Clean Up After Trump's Attacks on

Khan Family

When she used racial slurs on Facebook, was Karlie Hay

angling to become Trump Trophy Wife #4?

Mornings on Horseback in Search 

of Dunkin' Donuts

What They Say:  "We don't trust Hillary."

What They Mean: "We're so cynical we suspect 

Big Bird is a fraud."

If ignorance is bliss, then the Trumpniks have followed 

their bliss into the Slough of Despond.

Hell, Yes!

Whereas Michelle Obama was criticized for

bare arms, Melania Trump was criticized

for pixelated stunt breasts.

Beware the Jabberwonk, My Son

"Either pay the $300,000 you owe us, or your Nasty Ass 

R-Rated Talking Honey Badger Doll will be liquefied!"

The only negative advertising the Clinton campaign needs is 

Donald Trump's Twitter feed.

Warm Scuzzies #700

Bill Kintner

Even if the world were to turn into a ball of dung, Donald 

Trump would find a way to make a profit off it.

"I think I've made a lot of sacrifices. I work very, very hard. 

You have no idea how hot I get wearing this clown suit day 

in and day out."

The Unexpurgated Bible #139

As Paul the Apostle commanded, "Salute one another 

with a holy air kiss."