Tuesday, April 05, 2022

His worshippers chanted, "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu
 R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."  To which he responded, "Ruff 
Woof Bow Yap Arf."

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #207
Christina Pushaw and Ben Shapiro

Republican Robert Foster Sez:  “Some of y’all still want 
to try and find political compromise with those that want to 
groom our school-aged children and pretend men are women,
 etc.  I think they need to be lined up against a wall before a 
firing squad to be sent to an early judgment.”

The number of billionaires in the world fell 
from 2,755 last year to 2,668 this year.

Texas Wants 'Don't Say Dan Patrick' Law

Although Mike Pence will not be appearing
before the Jan. 6 select committee,
his head fly has agreed to buzz around
the hearing room.

Lisa McClain says she remembers when Trump told
Osama bin Laden, "You're fired!"


"You should have seen the cover they wanted to do."

Donald Trumpocatépetl Sez:  “I didn’t win the election.”

World-Renowned Banana Hunter 
Strikes a Pose Inside His Trophy Room

OK, who slipped Lauren Boebert a mickey?

GOP Joker Chris Sununu Says Jokes About 'Crazy' Trump 
Were Just Jokes

Call Them Trumpburgers

Monday, April 04, 2022

Congressman Peckerwood J. Tallywhacker,
Republican of North Carolina

Mickey Rat Challenges Ron DeSantis
to a Knock-Down-Drag-Out for
Sunshine State Supremacy

Madison Cawthorn Sez:  "Take notes, Madame Speaker, I'm 
about to define what a woman is for you: XX chromosomes, 
no tallywhacker.  It's so simple."

Paging Devin Nunes!  Paging Devin Nunes!

Russian Oligarchs are a scuzzy lot.

Trump Backs Palin for Congress

Echo of Nuremberg