A Rising Tide May Lift All Boats, But It Also Submerges

Climate Change Deniers

DeAnna Lorraine Sez:  “These huge hurricanes seem to 

target Red states, Red districts and always at a convenient

 time, typically, right before elections or, you know, in this

 case possibly Ron DeSantis has been stepping out of line

 a lot and challenging, fighting the Deep State.”

Henceforth, we should name all mass shootings

like we name hurricanes, e. g., 

Bloodbath Clarence.

“It was almost too stupid for words,” they said. 

“I did not get the sense he was joking at all.”

At 91, Pat Robertson's power to pray away

hurricanes is waning.

Angry Trumpnik Attacks MSNBC Reporter in Mississippi,

Blames Hurricane Ida on Critical Race Theory

Was Hurricane Laura, which toppled this Confederate

statue in Lake Charles, a Lincoln Loyalist?

And God huffed and he puffed,

and he blew the wall down.

Anthony Fauci Sez:  "We are living in the perfect storm."

Jacksonville just experienced a new single-day high 

in the number of coronavirus cases.  Sounds like

 the RNC will be a re-make of 'The Perfect Storm'.

NOAA and the Flood

Alabama GOP Clings to Idea Hole Faced Big Threat

 from Trump

But Wait, There's More!

Alabama Trumpniks Said to Be Fond

of Contortionists

With a degree in meteorology from Trump University,

you too can be a TV weatherman.

Of pornography, Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart

 famously wrote, "I know it when I see it." Of Category

 5 hurricanes, Trump sees them for the first time over 

and over and over again.

Trump Administration Facing Nationwide Shortage

of Thoughts and Prayers

Trump Sez:  "I got it. I got it. Why don't we nuke hurricanes?  

As they're moving across the Atlantic, we drop a bomb inside

 the eye of the hurricane and it disrupts it. Why can't we do 

that?"

Mark Taylor, the 'Firefighter Prophet', believes the Illuminati

created Hurricane Maria, which devastated Puerto Rico in

2017, in order to create a flood of refugees for the purpose of

turning Florida blue.  Explaining man-made hurricanes is 

just one of his spiritual gifts.

North Carolina Resident Tells the Truth

About Hurricane Florence