Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Have you ordered your Fearguth Jam Cruise Action Figure yet?
It comes complete with a George Dickel Cap, a pair of cheap
sunglasses, a RAQ Rocks You! T-Shirt, a used Olympus Stylus
400 Camera, and the least expensive watch Wal-Mart sells.
If you don't know how much it costs, you can't afford it. But go
ahead and order it anyway, so you can overextend yourself
and book a room in the poorhouse like everybody else.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Living well is the best revenge. RAQ on, Fearguth.

Phil said...

You have excellent taste in ballcaps and whiskey.

Fearguth said...

Lest I be perceived as biased, I also own a Jack Daniels cap, Bustednuckles. And I'm not prejudiced against Kentucky distilleries, either. In fact, Wild Turkey is just about my favorite whiskey.

Phil said...

I just knew you were alright!