"And if I'm elected President, all illegal immigrants will be
deported, all people with AIDS will be quarantined, all
homosexuals will be exiled to Ganymede, the Constitution will
be replaced by God's Will, everybody will be required to keep
and bear arms, a squirrel will be in every popcorn popper,
and the Confederate flag will fly over everything.
Come, Lord Jesus!"
2 comments:
neo Bush
That sounds AWESOME! I would totally vote for this guy. That way I can keep my gun in my purse, as long as I dont have to register it. Send away the gays, deport, quarantine, its brilliant!
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