According to Alan Greenspan, the United States is mired in a

"once-in-a century" financial crisis which is now more than

likely to spark a recession. He neglected to point out that

he, a disciple of Ayn Rand and the former head of the Federal

Reserve, was a major contributor to this crisis. In other bad

news, John McCain says he learned all he knows about economics

from Greenspan's new book, The Age of Turbulence, even though

he's only read the Search Inside™ version on Amazon.com.