At first, the Governor of Alaska claimed she oversaw the production of

20% of the total energy supplied to the United States. When that proved

to be incorrect, she claimed she oversaw the production of 20% of the

oil and natural gas supplied to the United States. When that proved

to be incorrect, too, John McCain stepped in and said the Governor

of Alaska "knows more about energy than probably anyone in the
United States of America." Well, if that's true, then energy experts

in America must be some of the stupidest people on the planet,

even stupider than Doug Feith.