What if you were promised one trillion one-dollar bills on the

condition that you had to count them first at the rate of one

dollar per second. Do you know how long it would take you to

count them? Approximately 12,684 years! Today, America's

taxpayers were encumbered with a $1 trillion bailout of our

financial sector. Luckily, that's only about $3,333 for every man,

woman, and child in the United States today. You can count that

high in less than an hour. So start counting and stop your bitchin'!