Harley Brown, perennial candidate for Congress and for

President, says he has "personally led thousands to Christ." 

Luckily, that was only in Idaho, the Baked Potato State.

Harley Brown Sez:  "All of the offices I've run for over 

the years--governor, senator, congressman--that was only 

foreplay to my ultimate destiny to be President of the 

United States."

[You have to admit his vest looks presidential'.]

"Harley Brown, Harley Brown

He's a clown, that Harley Brown."

Heck's Angel Harley Brown Sez:  "I was living in Fat Jack’s 

cellar because my wife, ex-wife had given me trumped up,

 some restraining orders. I couldn’t see my kids. It was a 

mess. And Fat Jack’s old lady, Fat Jack’s wife said, 'Get 

this lunatic out of my cellar! He’s starting a presidential 

campaign!'"

"Oh, pay no mind to what you see over my left shoulder.

It's just Harley Brown, a hallucination I have when

I forget to take my potassium iodide for the coming

radioactive apocalypse."

Harley D. Brown Sez: "You don't have to be crazy

to live in Idaho, but it sure helps!"