Showing posts with label Harley Brown. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Harley Brown. Show all posts

Saturday, April 06, 2019

Harley Brown, perennial candidate for Congress and for
President, says he has "personally led thousands to Christ." 
Luckily, that was only in Idaho, the Baked Potato State.

Monday, September 08, 2014

Harley Brown Sez:  "All of the offices I've run for over 
the years--governor, senator, congressman--that was only 
foreplay to my ultimate destiny to be President of the 
United States."
[You have to admit his vest looks presidential'.]

Sunday, May 18, 2014

"Harley Brown, Harley Brown
He's a clown, that Harley Brown."

Saturday, May 17, 2014

Heck's Angel Harley Brown Sez:  "I was living in Fat Jack’s 
cellar because my wife, ex-wife had given me trumped up,
 some restraining orders. I couldn’t see my kids. It was a 
mess. And Fat Jack’s old lady, Fat Jack’s wife said, 'Get 
this lunatic out of my cellar! He’s starting a presidential 
campaign!'"

Thursday, May 15, 2014

"Oh, pay no mind to what you see over my left shoulder.
It's just Harley Brown, a hallucination I have when
I forget to take my potassium iodide for the coming
radioactive apocalypse."

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Harley D. Brown Sez: "You don't have to be crazy
to live in Idaho, but it sure helps!"