Fearguth and Loathing in the 21st Century #18

Imagine eating a vaseline sandwich.  That would be

Texas voter suppressionist Gregg Phillips.

Fearguth and Loathing in the 21st Century #17

Imagine finding a tongue-eating louse in a can of tuna. 

That would be Cuyahoga County Prosecutor Tim McGinty.

Fearguth and Loathing in the 21st Century #16

Imagine The Great Big Book of Horrible Things.  That would

be Jennifer Rubin of the Washington Post.

Fearguth and Loathing in the 21st Century #15

Imagine sucking a fertilized duck egg through a straw. 
That would be Brian Kilmeade.

Fearguth and Loathing in the 21st Century #14

Imagine a roll of potato-skin toilet paper. That

would be Senator Ben Nelson of Nebraska.

Fearguth and Loathing in the 21st Century #13

Imagine head cheese gone bad.

That would be Mark Levin.

Fearguth and Loathing in the 21st Century #12

Imagine terminal stage gas gangrene. That would be

Tom Tancredo, racist xenophobe.

Fearguth and Loathing in the 21st Century #11

Imagine a turd that just won't flush.

That would be John Boehner.

Fearguth and Loathing in the 21st Century #10

Imagine a sock puppet stuffed with toenail

clippings. That would be Bill O'Reilly.

Fearguth and Loathing in the 21st Century #9

Imagine a really sour stomach.

That would be Dan Riehl.

Fearguth and Loathing in the 21st Century #8

Imagine a chicken gizzard that haired over.

That would be Liz Cheney.

Fearguth and Loathing in the 21st Century #7

Imagine projectile verping of human body parts.

That would be John Yoo, Professor of Law.

Fearguth and Loathing in the 21st Century #6

Imagine offal with a blue dress on. That would

be Ann Althouse, Professor of Law.

Fearguth and Loathing in the 21st Century #5

Imagine tuna fish and toffee ice cream topped with sweet

and sour actinic keratosis sauce. That would be

Alabama's Senator Richard Shelby.

Fearguth and Loathing in the 21st Century #4

Imagine a thirty-foot gut with a mouth on one end and

an anus on the other. That would be New Hampshire
Senator Judd Gregg,

Fearguth and Loathing in the 21st Century #3

Imagine a skin disease on a ball of dirt. That

would be Andrew Breitbart.

Fearguth and Loathing in the 21st Century #2

Imagine a septic tank with its own radio show.

That would be Mr. EIB, Rush Limbaugh.

Fearguth and Loathing in the 21st Century #1

Imagine a politician wholly constituted of hazardous

wastes from the tips of his toes to the ends of his fingers.

That would be Rick Perry, Governor of Texas.