This would make more sense if Tiffanys did face lifts.
According to Greek mythology, Callista was an Arcadian nymph who metamorphosed into a she-bear, then into the Major Tiffany Shopper constellation.
That explains the plastic surgery, it is hard to turn a bear face into a human one. But bears look silly in diamonds, so....
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This would make more sense if Tiffanys did face lifts.
According to Greek mythology, Callista was an Arcadian nymph who metamorphosed into a she-bear, then into the Major Tiffany Shopper constellation.
That explains the plastic surgery, it is hard to turn a bear face into a human one. But bears look silly in diamonds, so....
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