The Unexpurgated Bible #65
"And the Lord God commanded the woman,
'But of bananas, cucumbers, carrots, and
zucchinis, thou shall not handle: for in
the day that thou handleth them thou mayest
think of wee-wees, and that's a big no-no'."
5 comments:
OH MY!
Does your wife know what you are posting?
Oh, yes, Montag, she's what's known as a 'First Adopter'.
Is that what they call Forbidden Fruit?
Exactly!
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