Friday, December 09, 2011

The Unexpurgated Bible #65
"And the Lord God commanded the woman,
 'But of bananas, cucumbers, carrots, and
zucchinis, thou shall not handle: for in
the day that thou handleth them thou mayest
 think of wee-wees, and that's a big no-no'."

5 comments:

One Fly said...

OH MY!

montag said...

Does your wife know what you are posting?

Fearguth said...

Oh, yes, Montag, she's what's known as a 'First Adopter'.

zencomix said...

Is that what they call Forbidden Fruit?

Fearguth said...

Exactly!