As a young man, Eric Cantor imagined himself as Count 

Henri de Beauvray, a confirmed bachelor, who, in Victor 

Herbert's operetta, Mlle. Modiste, sings "I Want What I 

Want When I Want It" (lyrics by Henry Blossom), a song 

about the evils of marriage.  Today, Eric has been married

for 23 years, is the father of three children, and is just

another Romneyite flip-flopper.