'Republicans Have Four Convicted Criminals Running 

for Office in 2018'.  One is Michael Grimm.

Batrachia Grimmii Sez:  "The decision to quit was difficult, 

but it did not break my spirit."

["Brekekekèx-koàx-koáx!"]

Michael Grimm.  Broken in half.  Like a boy.

1. Michael Grimm prays to God, asking Him whether

he should resign from Congress.

2.  Michael Grimm announces he will resign from

Congress, effective January 5.

3.  See, all you skeptics: God does answer prayers!

Any decent Congressman will wear a hazmat suit when 

anywhere in the vicinity of Michael Grimm.

How appropriate that Staten Island, New York

 City's Cop Land, is represented by Michael 

Grimm, a defiant felon.

Eric Garner evades pocket change in cigarette taxes.

He's dead.

Michael Grimm pleads guilty to felony payroll tax

evasion.  He's alive---and defiant.

Representative Michael Grimm (R-NY) Pleads Guilty to 

Felony Count of Tax Evasion and Attempted 

Reporter-Tossing

"Congressman Grimm, some are saying when you are

indicted, you should change your name to Grimmer, and

if you're convicted, to Grimmest.  Would you care to 

comment on that?"

After last night's State of the Union address, the talk

out of Hollywood is that Representative Michael 

Grimm (R-NY) will be starring in a remake of 

the 1930s classic, Little Tough Guy.

Grim Fairy Tales #2

Billy Goat Grimm Threatens to Break

Reporter in Half and Butt Him Off 

'Fucking Balcony' in House of 

Representatives

Warm Scuzzies #257

Michael Grimm