Ted Nugent Sez:  "I'm part of a very great 

experiment in self-government where we 

the people determine our own pursuit of 

happiness and our own individual freedom 

and liberty not to be confused with the Barack 

Obama gang who believes in we the sheeple

 and actually is attempting to re-implement

 the tyranny of King George that we esc-

aped from in 1776. And if you want another 

Concord Bridge, I got some buddies."

[Ted claimed to have avoided the Vietnam War

 draft by stopping all physical hygiene, ingesting 

nothing but Vienna sausages and Pepsi, and 

shitting his pants for days prior to his physical.]