Leading Authority on Critical Rack Theory Indicates 

It's Not Taught in Michigan Schools

Boris Johnson Talks Tough on China,

Brandishes Rhino Horn

Researchers Studying Howling Horn Man, 

a New Kind of American Extremist

"I've just washed my horns and can't do a thing with them."

The Next Best Thing to Actually

Owning a Unicorn

Dinkyrack, Trump's Pet Moose

After the battle has been won, the Shofar can 

also be used as a Beer Bong.

Bonerama!

Shofarama!

Tana Goetz, Trump's Iowa Co-Chair, Sez:  “If you mess

 with the bull, you’re going to get the horn, sweetheart!”

"When I say, 'I'm horny', it's not just a figure of speech."

Even at age 73, Dick Cheney was remarkably horny.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your

nose, and sometimes you can pick your friend's

nose.

"Yes, I have horns, and yes, I am horny,

but I'm a lizard, not a goddam toad!"

What Happens If You Get Too Horny

"May I have your attention please! Just because I have

red horns doesn't mean I like devilled eggs. Thank you

and have a nice day."

Sitting astride the Iraqi beeve, the little boy thought,

"Gee, the horns of this dilemma are the biggest I've

ever seen."

Contestants in this year's Bridezilla contest

in New York City were exceptionally horny.

On holiday weekends, Tim Russert likes to shed his

coat and tie, bullshit with his buddies, and get horny.